Vishnu -- Systems Administration&Support
Shiva -- DBA (Crash Specialist)
Surya -- Solaris Administrator
Lakshmi -- Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati -- Training and Knowledge Management
Ganesh -- Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narada -- Data transfer
Yama -- Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta -- IDP & Personal Records
Devas -- Mainframe Programmers
Rakshasas -- In house Hackers
Apsaras -- Downloadable Viruses
Dronacharya -- System Programmer
Vishwamitra -- Sr. Manager Projects
Valmiki -- Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Shakuni -- Annual appraisal & Promotion
Duryodhana -- Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna -- Contract programmer
Bhima -- MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Arjun -- Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Dhrutarashtra -- Visual C++
Gandhari -- Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas -- Microsoft Service Packs and patches
Krishna -- SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Dharmaraj Yudhishthira -- ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Abhimanyu -- Trainee Programmer
Draupadi -- Motivation & Team building
Ravan -- Internet Explorer WWWF
Kumbhakarnan -- Zombie Process
Lakshman -- Support Software and Backup
Hanuman -- Linux/s390
Vaali -- MS Windows
Sugreeva -- DOS
Jatayu -- Firewall
2 comments:
inthala rasav....ammo chala knowledge unde! first valla perlu telisi undali and vallaki em assign cheyyalo alochinchali... :-)
yes.
mukkoti devatalaki okko software post assign cheste ela untundi? okkasari alochinchu.
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